t1kt0k:

april:

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

memeuplift:

magnuspool:

teaboot:

nevadasinc:

teaboot:

tikkety-tok:

This is what Rasputin would’ve wanted.

I feel like I’m being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

is it working

Yes

queeraspirates:

if you’re not following the photographer for Our Flag Means Death this is your sign to do so

sigulary:

A break from swimming

[Image description: Illustration of a person and a mermaid kissing in a pool. The mermaid has dark skin, black to pink colored braids and a teal tail. The girl that kisses her has light skin, short wavy hair and wears a black bikini. The girl sits on the edge of the pool while the mermaid rest between her legs, hugging her waist. Next to them there is a water bottle, a towel and a ladder. End description]

venus-academia:

f*ck it, here are some silly pet paintings

1percentcharge:

Pirate jokes

hustlerose:

im cured! (is salted and dried with seasonings) 

anotomia:

hi

divide-by-triple-zero:

shittycryptids:

A walrus selkie whose human form is a short stout bald man with a muttonchop beard that still kind of looks like a walrus

camomilee-field:

no words. many thoughts.

bastart13:

“Hello darkness, my old friend”

Izzy Hands as the only human in a muppets film is one of the best descriptions I’ve seen of a character’s energy

lamberts:

Ed + loving Stede for all the things he was always mocked for